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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 02:22
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Are you happy that soon we will never hear from Kamala Jones again?
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Ipsum quo molestiae officiis qui voluptates sequi veniam qui.
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Nuts and Butts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to